Future Geneticist T-Shirts

Bio-Genetic Research Lab. When I ask about cloning all I get is double-talk.

"Which one is yours?"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"You're such a good listener."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Jr. cloning kit

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Gracie's baby toys.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Jurassic Pork

Family DNA

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

Catasaurus

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'The beef has been genetically modified to make it taste like a more expensive cut.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

Medicinal plants

When Cells Divide