Kitchen Geneticist T-Shirts

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"You're such a good listener."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Jr. cloning kit

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"I thought you wanted me to change."

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Jurassic Pork

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Family DNA

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Catasaurus

'The beef has been genetically modified to make it taste like a more expensive cut.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Lockdown casserole

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."