Kitchen Geneticist T-Shirts

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"You're such a good listener."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Jr. cloning kit

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Family DNA

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Jurassic Pork

GMOs: The Next Generation

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Lockdown casserole

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Catasaurus

'I demand a DNA test.'

'The beef has been genetically modified to make it taste like a more expensive cut.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."