Genetic Specialist T-Shirts

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You're such a good listener."

Robotic Man

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Jr. cloning kit

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

A day at the transgenic races

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Family DNA

Jurassic Pork

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'The beef has been genetically modified to make it taste like a more expensive cut.'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

'I demand a DNA test.'

Catasaurus

GMOs: The Next Generation

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

When Cells Divide

Medicinal plants