Geneticist T-Shirts

"My physician prescribed a customized formulation for me."

'You're a selfish b***ard, Lewis! Those stem-cell lines were meant for people who've LOST an organ!'

DNA Analysis.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

The study found humans have only about twice the number of genes as a fruit fly. Of course, the data could be off a bit. It was done by researchers who had only about twice the number of genes as a fruit fly.

"Well, it certainly looks like your DNA. How many times have I told you to wear gloves before touching anything?"

'Keep this to yourself, Henderson, this will fund our research for the next ten years!'

'We've isolated the obesity gene down to one of these two.'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Frankenfish

'Sequencing? No, this baby tells us how much we can charge for genome data.'

"Your D.N.A. test shows you're predisposed to sue doctors."

"We used Crispr to cure her allergies, and figured why stop there?"

Hospital chart 'GTACT...'

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

"As you can see from your genetic printout, you only think you' re depressed..."

"Genome, Henderson! We're working on the human genome!"

Profits from gene patenting.

The miracle of genetic engineering

'Our research shows that heredity and environment are both very significant, but that neither is as important as government regulation.'

Vampires Into Stem Cells.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

"Mum, please, tell me I take after your side the family."

'It's a genetic thing. My parents are too short for their weight, too.'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

Fortunes - $25 and Genome sequenced - $2,500.

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is in fact, a goat."

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

The G-nome Project (Mapping the genome).

Mutant Jeans

'It's your mother. You're being recalled for the correction of a minor defect.'