Young Geneticist T-Shirts

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"You're such a good listener."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Jr. cloning kit

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Small child building a large contraption from junk

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Family DNA

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Jurassic Pork

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'The beef has been genetically modified to make it taste like a more expensive cut.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."