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"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Jr. cloning kit

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Jurassic Pork

Family DNA

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Catasaurus

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

When Cells Divide

Medicinal plants

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

'He's got your nose.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'Send in the Clones.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"