Gmo Curious T-Shirts

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

When We'll Take the Environment Seriously

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

You say genetically modified po-tay-to. I say genetically modified po-tah-to.

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

"I'm a baahnana!"

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"What the hell was in that?!"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

"There's a lot of alarmist talk going round, about how genetic modification will mix the genes of different species to create bizarre hybrid creatures."

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

Ill-fated genetics - bald headed beagle.

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'

"These beans that Jack planted...can we assume they were genetically modified?"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Why are you crossing a turkey with an octopus?"

"I've crossed a potato with a sponge. You should see it soak up gravy."