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"I know I shouldn’t complain, but it’s a little chilly up here, no?"

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Captain steering house through flood.

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

It's academic

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"Whenever I sense an earthquake coming, I close my eyes and pretend I'm napping."

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

"Three, please. Any color."

How You Know It's Spring...

Raining cats and dogs.

"We have had a flood warning. But we' re just waiting for Michael Fish to confirm it."

Weather Centre Karaoke. Man singing - "Send in the clouds."

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

"No, I can't 'just call the AA'!"

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

'Say, Fred...'

Global Forecasting Institute

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

'Hey, do you sell flood insurance?'

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

The plein air painters of Kansas

'What's the weather like in Australia?'

"We've got water views again."

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"