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"I know I shouldn’t complain, but it’s a little chilly up here, no?"

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Captain steering house through flood.

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

It's academic

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Vannamania

"Whenever I sense an earthquake coming, I close my eyes and pretend I'm napping."

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"Three, please. Any color."

TV Zoo Trivia

How You Know It's Spring...

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

Raining cats and dogs.

"We have had a flood warning. But we' re just waiting for Michael Fish to confirm it."

Weather Centre Karaoke. Man singing - "Send in the clouds."

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

"No, I can't 'just call the AA'!"

'Say, Fred...'

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

"Says here that, since Coronation Street started, there have been 86 weddings and 124 deaths."

Global Forecasting Institute

'Looks like the sun'll come out tomorrow.'

"Looks like we're going to have an Indian summer."

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

'Hey, do you sell flood insurance?'

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

'What's the weather like in Australia?'

The plein air painters of Kansas

"We've got water views again."