Celebrity Chaser Pillows

'Get me public relations!'

"I don't believe ANYTHING I see on TV unless a celebrity endorses it..."

Pawns take their picture with the king.

'I had fun tonight, but to be honest, I'm looking for someone a little more rich and famous.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

This Is Your Life - "He's been stalking you for the last ten years."

'Hey, wait a minute...This isn't an autograph book. It's an I. O. U.!'

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Autograph hunters

"Coming up on the news at ten: the new strange-but-true candy bar diet...names of the pets of your favorite YouTubers...plus some stuff about the world."

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

Celebrity Diner Endorsements

"That's his secretary."

Man stands by the backstage door selling medical equipment that can be used as an excuse to get in.

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

"It's not for myself, you understand!"

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"One phone call? That's great. Have you got Taylor Swift's number?"

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

"I met someone famous today, but I don't think he'll remember me."

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

"Tonight's specials are coq au vin Pierre, caviar omelette with mushrooms and truffles, and fresh brook trout."

I Dreamt I was Sitting in on a National Security Council Meeting

"Five minutes, General."

'He wonders whether you could autograph his bump.'

'Create excitement in your life! Paparazzi for hire!'

Instant Paparazzi Photographs

'Sorry, but I already promised Dakota Blue Richards to a kid in Wheeling, West Virginia.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'