Rock Star Chaser Pillows

Frank Zappa

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

He kept up his guitar practise...

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Guitar Man.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"He's deliciously vintage."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'Get me public relations!'

Plymouth Rock

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Life in the fastest lane.

Hollywood or bust!

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Astronaut

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

'Here's one my dad wrote.'