Rock Star Chaser Gifts

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Guitar Man.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"He's deliciously vintage."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Astronaut

Life in the fastest lane.

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Hollywood or bust!

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'Here's one my dad wrote.'