Achieving Fame Gifts

"Ever since my fame, everyone's been coming out of the woodwork claiming to be a relative."

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"She's all over YouTube."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'I'm a star!'

'Get me public relations!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes."

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

As Seen On TV

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"I've decided to have a kid."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

The changing times of 'fame'.

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

"These are my windscreen credits."

Media Whore Raceway.

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Selfie Man

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Leonardo DiCaprio

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

While no one was looking, Wanda placed a decal with her name on it on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'