Becoming Famous Gifts

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"She's all over YouTube."

'I'm a star!'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

As Seen On TV

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

Media Whore Raceway.

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

"Say something viral."

'Are you actively seeking celebrity status?'

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

Johnny Cashpoint.

Due to greater bandwidth and higher download speeds, your 15 minutes of fame will be reduced to 7 seconds of celebrity.