Fame Seekers Gifts

"What do you mean, my pen name can't be 'J. K. Rowling'?"

'And for those of us still waiting for our big break, let us pray.'

'My parents are real losers...neither of them has ever been a celebrity.'

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

'I'm seeking early parole so I can go on a book-signing tour.'

"These are my windscreen credits."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Piranhaclaus

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Oh, crap.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'I'm an atheist!'