Celebrity Seeker Pillows

'Brad is determined to get on that show about tv hoarders.'

Women reading 'Chat' magazine instead of talking.

Restraining orders from the stars.

'-just send us where the Page 3 girls go!'

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

'Let's try to get a box seat where we might catch a player.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Clown on bike.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Wolf Karaoke

Green Balloon

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Knights of the bedside table.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Champagne Bubble

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dedication to excellence....

Zoo animals.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Noah's ark, many lions

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'