Celebrity Picture Seeker Pillows

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Apple harvest."

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Get me public relations!'

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

Restraining orders from the stars.

Maps of the Human Genome

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"He loves to give autographs!"

"Five minutes, General."

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"