Casual Celebrity Seekers Pillows

"I never got my name in lights, but once at a game I got my face on the Jumbotron."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Leo McKern

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'Get me public relations!'

Meryl Streep

Viggo Mortensen

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Daniel Day Lewis

Restraining orders from the stars.

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

As Seen On TV

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Emma Watson

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Oliver Reed

Elle Fanning

Morena Baccarin