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'Brad is determined to get on that show about tv hoarders.'

Women reading 'Chat' magazine instead of talking.

Restraining orders from the stars.

'-just send us where the Page 3 girls go!'

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

'Let's try to get a box seat where we might catch a player.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Clown on bike.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Wolf Karaoke

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Green Balloon

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Knights of the bedside table.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Champagne Bubble

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Dedication to excellence....

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."