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Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

GPS coordinates to the movie stars

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Get me public relations!'

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Restraining orders from the stars.

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Five minutes, General."

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

Shopping Trips

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

Kate Winslet

'I got you three new autographs in the prison yard today... an NFL and NBA player, plus a movie star!'

'We're not paprazzi. We're your parents.'

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

'Where's Beiber?'

"Wow, you're from Beehive 22! Your Queen features a lot in the gossip magazines..."

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"