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GPS coordinates to the movie stars

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Get me public relations!'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Restraining orders from the stars.

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"Five minutes, General."

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

Shopping Trips

'We're not paprazzi. We're your parents.'

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

Present from Washington.

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

"Wow, you're from Beehive 22! Your Queen features a lot in the gossip magazines..."

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'