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"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

A Club Sandwitch.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"She's all over YouTube."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Hollywood or bust!

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

As Seen On TV

"I've decided to have a kid."

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

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