Fame Hunters Prints

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Anna Calvi

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Jack Gleeson

A Club Sandwitch.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"She's all over YouTube."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Hollywood or bust!

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"I've decided to have a kid."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

As Seen On TV

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'