Film Character Fan Prints

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Silence of the Chickens...

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Michael Caine

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Sylvester Stallone

The mission: Impossible burger.

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

I want to be a lawn!

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

"So you don't want to come along?"

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

'I could have had a V-8!'

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

Shirley MacLaine caricature