Film Fan Prints

'I don't know, Gary...they're not digital. It appears we're in some sort of undeveloped country.'

I want to be a lawn!

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

'OK, Mrs. Grazner! Knock it off with the 'Jaws' sound track!'

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

"You said you wanted me to read more, so tonight we're watching one of those movies with subtitles."

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

'Late night horror programme anyone?' (Australians watching Test Match Cricket).

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Robert Downey Jr

Robin Williams

Rose Leslie

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"We didn't realize the CCTV footage was doctored until our precinct fanboy found a continuity mistake."

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

'I go to the movies to escape. The violence on the screen isn't nearly as bad as what I see on the news.'

Emma Watson caricature

Sheep talking "I'm auditioning for the part of breakfast in my latest movie, but I'm just not sure what my motivation is?" "Milk and cereal I'd have thought"

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Last Chance To Read The Book Before Seeing The Movie

Mousehole halfway up the wall of a stunt school

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Sylvester Stallone

"I used to have a Paul Newman role in our marriage, but now I'm taking the Harry Dean Stanton part."

Millennial Splaining

If mash potato could talk

"Owen's a big Kubrick fan."

The mission: Impossible burger.

'Y'all wanna play a cowboy in my new movie'

Ursula Andress

'It's a box set of box sets.'

Vanity Publishing.

Joanna Lumley