Film Enthusiast Prints

"OK, we need the body double for the eating scene."

A man exits his house to a clapboard.

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

"But I've already paid for four weddings and a funeral"

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you didn't make the final cut.'

"I like subtitles. I can watch the movie, skip the book, and not feel guilty."

Titanic 100th anniversary

Robin Williams

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

"No movie deal yet, but Kinko's extremely interested in the idea of making multiple copies of your screenplay."

'Critics are calling it 'one of the films opening on Friday.''

Directing Cows

'I do hate it when they squeeze the end credits like this!'

"Haven't we already seen all these on Netflix?"

I visited the Commons...I've already seen Where the Wild Things Are!

Casting Director

Sweeney Todd.

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

Keeping the projector cool

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Mel Gibson

'Not another war film.'

'Whoa! Who writes your stuff -- Mel Gibson?'

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

'We're slanting our movies for audiences in China, so your script needs some rickshaw-chase scenes.'

Prices displayed for a book and its movie rights.

The Bridge II

Good Things About the Iraq War

Memory Content is King

Getting to Know You

Hollywood Time Is Up

"No offense, Lou, but you're a money guy, not a movie guy."

"Spoiler alert."

"To be on the safe side, let's just say 'noonish.'"