Fictional Character Enthusiast Mugs

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Silence of the Chickens...

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

My Spam Sketchbook

Halloween sculptor

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

Boy looking inside a book.

'I read your resume. It's good, but I prefer reading non fiction.'

Listen, just because he's moving from "fiction" to "literature" doesn't mean he's better than us.

'For the last time, Bo Peep lost the sheep, not me: It was my day off!'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

The Wicked Witch goes pet shopping.

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

'Not only the slot in the back is considered offensive to my people. It's that, given the times, we don't want to be associated with your line of business.'

"We should have copies of all the latest manifestos Sir. Try the horror, fantasy and science fiction section."

'My mad scientist doesn't understand me!'

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

Camouflage Waldo

"Bond – James bond."

". . . So why, exactly, was the price drastically reduced?"

And that's why I'm still single!

'I got a B+ formy book report on 'Danger Mountain' by Warren Esterson. Not bad, considering there's no such book.'