Character Aficionado Mugs

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

Introducing...Anagraman.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Mantis Love

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"A haand gel...!?"

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

My Spam Sketchbook

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"No offense, but I'm eternally grateful to know that you stand no chance of ever passing on your genes."

Batman - Face ID

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Heaven

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

Spring Cleaning

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

I can't bear to be without you.