Character Aficionado Prints

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Mantis Love

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"A haand gel...!?"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

My Spam Sketchbook

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Heaven

Batman - Face ID

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"No offense, but I'm eternally grateful to know that you stand no chance of ever passing on your genes."

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

Spring Cleaning

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

I can't bear to be without you.

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

Sir John Gielgud.

'I even love the way you snore!'