Tv Character Aficionado Prints

The Lone Ranger and Fido.

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Introducing...Anagraman.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

100 best beheadings

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Succession 2

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"He's an indoor cat."

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

Couch and Potato