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The Lone Ranger and Fido.

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Television Readers.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Introducing...Anagraman.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Succession 2

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

100 best beheadings

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"He's an indoor cat."

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'