Eccentric Humor Lover Pillows

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'So the little boy who missed his bedtime was eaten by the awful slimy monster and was never heard from again.'

"I'm waiting in for a plumber."

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"Come at me, Bro!"

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

You are what you collect.

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"She was a good turtle."

Mosey sign on crossing.

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

Now there's something you don't see every day.

"What do you think of our new offering buckets Preacher?"

"Look, this is my favorite character...Tia Carmela."

"Yo, dude! Your idea for a web cartoon is really cool. It really shows what Latino life is all about. Though I would throw in more pinatas, more tacos, more beer, less auto insurance...a lot less auto insurance."