Eccentric Humor Lover Pillows

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

Albert Einstein

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'So the little boy who missed his bedtime was eaten by the awful slimy monster and was never heard from again.'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"Come at me, Bro!"

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

"I'm waiting in for a plumber."

You are what you collect.

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

Jurassic HitlerDanger World

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

"She was a good turtle."

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

Mosey sign on crossing.

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

Now there's something you don't see every day.

"Look, this is my favorite character...Tia Carmela."

"For Pete's sake, Bob, can't you just hang that thing on the wall like every other hunter?!"