Eccentric Art Explorer Prints

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Kid doing cave paintings

Open House of Horrors

Imagine

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Maria Sibylla Merian

Mammoth Posing

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Antiques

"Who are These People?"

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"You there - shoo!"

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates