Mysterious Explorer Pillows

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The Lost World: You are Here

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Quantum Psychic

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Be open to help.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Your future looks charming.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Amateur Palmist

Nostradamus.

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Mummy Tourists

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Yonder

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

Business witch

Palm Reader...

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'