Mystery Explorer Pillows

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Department of Futures: Hindsight and Foresight.

Welcome to Bermuda

"Madame Zelinski can provide an even more accurate. Reading with your date of birth and social security number,"

"Fore!"

"I'm convinced. . .We stink!"

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Scientists believe the mysterious asteroid, known as 'Oumaumau', may be a space probe, a discarded solar sail or a huge alien turd."

"No one knows the 'meaning of life,' but the meaning of YOUR life?...That's right here on this flash drive."

"Being vague and general?" "No, that's the first law of psychics, I want the law of phsics."

"...To sum up, then, everything is illusory - Do you guys have any questions?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'No mate, never heard of it.'

Clothes falling next to a policeman.

Zoltar

'I see you stand before a white door - you are bathed in shinning light - I see the words ice diamond.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

The Bermuda Trapezoid: Where Ships Mysteriously Appear.

"It's your mom. She says sit up straight and stop biting your nails."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"History Channel Bingo"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Quantum Psychic

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Then what happened?"