Messy Play Gifts

"I've been interfacing with mud."

The joy of self-expression.

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'How do I know your ours?'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

Non Drip Paint

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

'We were mud wrestling.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

"Who made this mess?"

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.

'I don't know why you use the lid to this thing. It's so much more fun without it!'

I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

"Do you want African white-backed vultures? Because this is how you're gonna get African white-backed vultures."

'Don't touch - it's still wet.'