Messy Play Gifts

"I've been interfacing with mud."

The joy of self-expression.

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'How do I know your ours?'

Non Drip Paint

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

"Who made this mess?"

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'I don't know why you use the lid to this thing. It's so much more fun without it!'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

As a child, Edvard Munch is scolded by his mother.

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.

I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.

'I told you this would happen if you kept leaving your clothes on the floor.'