Messy Play Expert Gifts

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'How do I know your ours?'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"Wet wipe?"

'I'm all about quantity.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"But this way I know where everything is."

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

Stamped

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'