Messy Play Expert Gifts

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'How do I know your ours?'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Wet wipe?"

'I'm all about quantity.'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'We were mud wrestling.'

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

Martha Stewart at Home.

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

Stamped

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'