Messy Play Promoter Gifts

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'How do I know your ours?'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Non Drip Paint

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

"Wet wipe?"

"Narrative play is dead."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'We were mud wrestling.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

As a child, Edvard Munch is scolded by his mother.

'I don't know why you use the lid to this thing. It's so much more fun without it!'

I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.

"Hey—nice place!"

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'