Messy Play Promoter Gifts

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'How do I know your ours?'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

Non Drip Paint

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

"Wet wipe?"

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

"Narrative play is dead."

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

'I don't know why you use the lid to this thing. It's so much more fun without it!'

I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.

"Hey—nice place!"

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'