Messy Play Advocate Gifts

I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'How do I know your ours?'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'We were mud wrestling.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

Otter Tattoos

'I don't know why you use the lid to this thing. It's so much more fun without it!'

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

"I thought you said that he was house trained!"

"Do you want African white-backed vultures? Because this is how you're gonna get African white-backed vultures."

'Our small humans have groomed us for an hour, we're in the field, what shall we do first Maurice?'

'Don't touch - it's still wet.'

The Artist