Messy Play Champion Gifts

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

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"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'How do I know your ours?'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

Non Drip Paint

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

"Wet wipe?"

Skateboard Olympics.

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'We were mud wrestling.'

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

'I don't know why you use the lid to this thing. It's so much more fun without it!'

As a child, Edvard Munch is scolded by his mother.

I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.

"Hey—nice place!"

'You be the doctor this time and I'll file a mal-practise suit.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

"You have to use your imagination."