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When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'How do I know your ours?'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

Skateboard Olympics.

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Non Drip Paint

"Wet wipe?"

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'We were mud wrestling.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

'I don't know why you use the lid to this thing. It's so much more fun without it!'

I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.

"Hey—nice place!"

'You be the doctor this time and I'll file a mal-practise suit.'

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

"You have to use your imagination."

'Don't touch - it's still wet.'