Messy Antics Admirer Mugs

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Santa does a keg stand.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

It's all gravy.

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'How do I know your ours?'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

It's a shame, but I'm still deciding if it

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'We were mud wrestling.'

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'Every time I try to throw myself at her, it starts a fight.'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

Caution: Wet Floor

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'Looks like the coffee machine is out of order again.'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

"Far out, they're literally playing with fire! No way they can survive as a species if they're so risk prone!"

'I told you this would happen if you kept leaving your clothes on the floor.'

"Hey—nice place!"

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

"Tia Carmen, don't they say that we're made of dust?"

Kids make a home messy and loud

"Do you want African white-backed vultures? Because this is how you're gonna get African white-backed vultures."