Messy Antics Admirer Pillows

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Santa does a keg stand.

It's all gravy.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

'How do I know your ours?'

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

'We were mud wrestling.'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

Caution: Wet Floor

'Looks like the coffee machine is out of order again.'

"Far out, they're literally playing with fire! No way they can survive as a species if they're so risk prone!"

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

"Hey—nice place!"

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

"Tia Carmen, don't they say that we're made of dust?"

Kids make a home messy and loud

"Do you want African white-backed vultures? Because this is how you're gonna get African white-backed vultures."

"Le service recherche et developpment de notre banque."