Messiness Aficionado Pillows

'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

"Tia Carmen, don't they say that we're made of dust?"

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

Scientists have discovered the cure for the slovenly gene....

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

'How do I know your ours?'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

Restroom Practical Joke.

'I'm all about quantity.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'We were mud wrestling.'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'As near as I can figure something bad happened and they're both in on it.'

Ask a Silly Question, Get A Silly Answer

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

Stamped

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"