Messiness Appreciator Pillows

Don't be alarmed by the smell, it's not a chemical attack: we've just entered the teenage boy's bedroom...

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Here's your sweater back."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

Dog steals a cricket ball.

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

It's a shame, but I'm still deciding if it

Steadman - The Early Years.

Good Kitty No More.

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

"Good Lord! He picked the salad fork!"

Happy Birthday Party for flies in a urinal.