Messiness Appreciator Mugs

Don't be alarmed by the smell, it's not a chemical attack: we've just entered the teenage boy's bedroom...

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Here's your sweater back."

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

Dog steals a cricket ball.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

Good Kitty No More.

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

"Good Lord! He picked the salad fork!"

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.

"I know it's surface-level behavior, but I think I just might respond to it."