Messy Lifestyle Appreciator Mugs

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Turtle Trailer Court

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Glyndebourne

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

It's a shame, but I'm still deciding if it

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

'Slow and hurl.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

"Ninety percent of household dust is dried flaky skin."

When Anteaters Get Lazy

How very Hampstead!

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

Don't be alarmed by the smell, it's not a chemical attack: we've just entered the teenage boy's bedroom...

'I told you this would happen if you kept leaving your clothes on the floor.'

'Speak louder. I can't hear you.'

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

Scientists have discovered the cure for the slovenly gene....

"Tia Carmen, don't they say that we're made of dust?"

'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

"I thought you said that he was house trained!"