Messy Chic Aficionado Mugs

"I love what you've done with your place."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Hats and Food

Cake Free Zone

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

Wearing all black

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

WInter Fish

Hats

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

Underwear boy at 80

One size fits all

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

The Man in the Iron Basque!

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

Scarecrow with a TV head.

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!