Messy Lifestyle Enthusiast Mugs

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

'How do I know your ours?'

'I'm all about quantity.'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'We were mud wrestling.'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

Stamped

"Ninety percent of household dust is dried flaky skin."

"Who made this mess?"

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

"Tia Carmen, don't they say that we're made of dust?"

Scientists have discovered the cure for the slovenly gene....

'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

"I thought you said that he was house trained!"

"Do you want African white-backed vultures? Because this is how you're gonna get African white-backed vultures."

'Dinner is over when the elephant disappears.'