Mess Appreciator Pillows

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Snapshots in Time

'Well this is awkward.'

"Here's your sweater back."

"Cat with nine still lives"

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

Dog steals a cricket ball.

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

Good Kitty No More.

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'I'm all about quantity.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

'Hey, we're in style!'

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

Secateurs and non-secateurs

"It's still in beta."

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

Dueling marionettes.

Michelangelo's David

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar