Mess Enthusiasts Pillows

'Oh, she's not an early developer, that was just a lucky throw.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

The Pooperrazzi

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

'How do I know your ours?'

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'We were mud wrestling.'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

Stamped

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

Abstract artist scolding his son for spilling paint.

"I know it's surface-level behavior, but I think I just might respond to it."

"It's been brought to my attention that your cubicle has only a two out of five rating on Tripadvisor."

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

'Dont worry; that's not a ketchup stain. It's just blood.'

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

"I thought you said that he was house trained!"