Ironic Mess Enthusiast Pillows

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Jackson Pollock as a child

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

Instant art

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

'I'm all about quantity.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

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Abstract artist scolding his son for spilling paint.

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

"It's been brought to my attention that your cubicle has only a two out of five rating on Tripadvisor."

'Oh, she's not an early developer, that was just a lucky throw.'

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'